Real Lives: # 8 Interveiw with the Authors July 18,1999 by Tembo and Terra rated PG: there might be language Disclaimer: Sailor Moon was created my a great woman whose name I {Terra,who else writes the disclaimer} will not dishonour by spelling wrong, all Moonies should bow before her. Also Sailor Moon is owned by a bunch of corporate people, I have no idea who they all are. {Tembo says ditto to this so she dosen't get sued, as if the could get and money from her anyway} "....."-talking '.....'-thinking {.....}-Terra comment [.....}-Tembo comment *.....*-an action and now on with the show {it's just a short happy lil' tease to make y'all laugh until me and Tem get our acts together and write you a real story} This fanfic poses questions every Moonie should ask themselves... just for fun. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Physical Descriptions of Characters: Tembo Foulds -> Built, female, blonde hair, not male, blue eyes, girl, taller than Terra {Isn't everyone?}[YEPPERS!], [I am NOT a guy!] in need of a man. Terra DeeEarth -> Short, female, straight{for the benefit of a certain friend of mine, called Shall Shall}, mid-brown hair with a few blonde streaks {unfortunatly they are natural}, and brown and greenish eyes. Mr.Interveiwer Man -> imaginary, incredibly sexy built man, droolworthy eyes.... who cares about the eyes, check out the body. [Grrrrrrrrowl! He he.] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Mr Interveiwer Man: What do you think Sailor Moon's best quality is? Tembo Foulds: Ditzyness Terra DeeEarth: She's loyal and fun Tembo Foulds: Ditzyness Mr Interveiwer Man: What about Sailor Mercury? Tembo Foulds: Smartness Terra DeeEarth: Even when Moon's really out of it she helps her and stands by her. Mr Interveiwer Man: And Sailor Mars? Tembo Foulds: Grouchyness Terra DeeEarth: The way she can fight in 3-inch heels! Mr Interveiwer Man: Sailor Jupiter? Tembo Foulds: Fightness {someone is very sterotypical at the moment}[BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!] Terra DeeEarth: She's gracefull for some one her size. Mr Interveiwer Man: Venus? Tembo Foulds: All out blondeness! Terra DeeEarth: She trys to help no matter what. Mr Interveiwer Man: Who is your favorite scout? Tembo Foulds: Mars Terra DeeEarth: Sailor Moon Mr Interveiwer Man: Why? Terra DeeEarth: She's a great friend and I can identify with the character. Tembo Foulds: Because.[She kicks ass!] Mr Interveiwer Man: Come again? Tembo Foulds: Just a cause.[She kicks ass!] Terra DeeEarth: Be thankful she gave you a more than one word answer. Mr Interveiwer Man: Second favorite scout? Tembo Foulds: Sailor Moon, 'cause that's my best friend's favorite scout and my favorite scout's best friend. {Wow, that's more like the Tembo who can't stop talking I know} Terra DeeEarth: Tuxedo Mask. Tembo Foulds: That's not a scout, he's a bad person.[AHHHHH! YOUMA! RUN! AHHHHH!]{some one is editing in a hyper mood} Terra DeeEarth: Not all the time!!!!!!!!!! Tembo Foulds: Almost. Terra DeeEarth: Well you think evil guys are sexy. Tembo Foulds: I'm not denying that! Terra DeeEarth: He's mine! I saw him first! Tembo Foulds: He's a cartoon! Terra DeeEarth: He's more within my reach than a regular guy.[BLAH BLAH BLAH!]{hush you're the one who has guys after you} Mr Interveiwer Man: Excuse me... Tembo Foulds: Don't worry you're sexy too. *Terra sweatdrops* Mr Interveiwer Man: Well to get on with the interveiw. What's your favorite episode? Tembo Foulds: The one where they kill Beryl. Terra DeeEarth: That one and the one where Tux and Moon get stuck in an elavator for the first time and the second time, ummm, ~Much Ado About Babysitting~.... Tembo Foulds: ~Ski Bunny Blues~, where they fight the Doom Phantom, and Rubeus and the 4 sisters.... Terra DeeEarth: Those are my favorites! Tembo Foulds: The one where Chad is introduced into the show. [Mmmmmm...MUFFINS made by Serena's Mom!] Terra DeeEarth: The one where they ride the teddy bear's train Tembo Foulds: I haven't seen that one yet. And the ones where they go back to the past and the last doom tree one. Terra DeeEarth: Those too... Tembo Foulds: And the ones where they go to the future... Terra DeeEarth: Those too... Mr Interveiwer Man: Okay, before we list every episode of Sailor Moon you've seen... Terra DeeEarth: Or read. {synopses} Tembo Foulds: Yes, but they're all sooo good. Mr Interveiwer Man: Are you ladies single. {Tembo's great question} [YEAH!] Tembo Foulds: Not if I can take you home with me! Terra DeeEarth: *sighs* Yep, probably forever. Terra DeeEarth: Mr Interveiwer Man? Mr Interveiwer Man: Yes, Terra. Terra DeeEarth: Are you single? Tembo needs a man. *Tembo smacks Terra* Terra DeeEarth: That wasn't funny *materializes old metal tent post* *Tembo materializes a whole TANK from her sub-space pocket!* *Terra materializes some of Tembo's unrealseed fanficton*{you know the drill} Mr Interveiwer Man: eh-hem. *both girls stop fighting and look at him* Do either of you ever act like your favorite scout? Terra DeeEarth: Never. *Tembo laughs hysterically* Tembo Foulds: Yes and Terra always acts like Sailor Moon!{at least I'm not a pyromaniac} Terra DeeEarth: I do nooooooooooooooot! Mr Interveiwer Man: What are you going to do when this interveiw is over? Terra DeeEarth: Stand on my chair, get my Tuxedo Mask doll out of the rafters and remove his clothing, while Tembo sweatdrops and tells me I'm weird. Tembo Foulds: I'm going to go downstairs, have a pot of coffee and then complain that I can't get to sleep.[No sleep for seven days...oooh there's a party on Saturday...] Mr Interveiwer Man: Well I think that's all we have time for... Tembo Foulds: Awww Stay. Terra DeeEarth: Choose him or the coffee Tembo Foulds: Him and we can have coffee. Terra DeeEarth: And this is the other half of my brain! [Not my fault!] {so you're blaming me?} Tembo Foulds: Fire, fire, fire, coffee, coffee, coffee..... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* {well we're done one more addition of Real Lives, I know these stories are gay but, they make you laugh don't they? Well e-mail me at Terra_DeeEarth@hotmail.com, with flames, comments, questions and anything else! If you e-mail me your answers to the above asked questions about Sailor Moon, I'll put your answers in with the author's notes on my stories ~Real lives~ with Tembo or ~Family Ties~, well that's it for now, see ya if you beleive anything is possible! luv yas bubyeee Terra} [Mr Interveiwer Man is sooooo incredibly sexy...he looks just like Lita's old boyfriend Freddy only he is so much better than Freddy 'cause Freddy dumped her. He he. Well as always e-mail me at Tembo_rules@hotmail.com Byeeeee, luv Tembo!] *Terra sweatdrops*